From bad to ouch

So I had a little accident at Mike's house. I fell down the stairs. I don't know how it happened. Randi was on the phone at the top of the steps with Taylor sitting next to her. Kylie was a the bottom. I was heading down and all of a sudden I got twisty and slid down the rest of the way head first. I hit the bottom on my right wrist. Next thing I know, Vesna is screaming. I felt a little numb - probably a bit of shock. From her reaction I thought I was dead or severly disfigured or bleeding! I sat for a while before I got up. Then it started to hurt. My knees are pretty banged up. There's a big cut on one of them. My right shoulder and wrist are pretty bad too. I took a lot of advil - so that's helping me right now. And for once I'm finding my tablet useful. (I'm left handed but I'm a right mouser.) Check out my arm - gross!
It's all swollen and bruised too. I don't know how much time I can stand at the computer. All that stuff I wanted to get done isn't going to now for sure. I'm going to try some retail therapy at least - see if that makes me feel better!!!